William Shakespeare is alive and well and living in New Jersey. He has some thoughts to share with you. Starting... now.
Thou art as cruel; as rife with disasters.
Rough winds would be by far more welcome than
That earthquake (Haiti's) or that Gov (Alaska's).
The BP Gulf oil spill was pretty sad,
But Arizona's worse. You never knew
A tea party less thoughtful and more mad
Since that which Lewis Carroll's hatter threw.
We lost our money and we lost our jobs;
We lost Horne, Hopper, Redgrave, Coleman, Curtis.
Now I sit wondering, amidst my sobs,
If twenty-ten was only sent to hurt us.
I take it back, thou holdest no compare:
Thou art a bitch — but this year's been a bear.
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